Tax Guru-Ker$tetter Letter

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Interesting Quotes From StangeCosmos

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- posted by Kerry M. Kerstetter, MBA~CPA~ATP~ATA @ 8/03/2003 02:02:00 PM Send this post: