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Saturday, April 15, 2006
 
Letterman's Tax Day Top Ten

Courtesy of The Late Show:


Top Ten Reasons I Love Being An Accountant

10.  CPA training ensures I'm cool in high-pressure situations, like calculating the tip at Applebee's.

9.  While other poor losers go off to work in jeans and sneakers, I get to wear a suit.

8.  You haven't lived until you've filled out form 3277.

7.  What can I say? I'm an adrenaline junkie.

6.  I'm on such good terms with the IRS, I haven't paid taxes since '89.

5.  I like to lick the envelopes.

4.  Like the president, I only work one month a year.

3.  After April 15th, I spend the year eating Pringles and watching rasslin'.

2.  Women don't expect much in the bedroom.

1.  I fudge a couple of numbers and the next thing you know they're hauling Letterman's ass off to prison.

 


- posted by Kerry M. Kerstetter, MBA~CPA~ATP~ATA @ 4/15/2006 11:52:00 AM Send this post:

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