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Tax Guru-Ker$tetter Letter
Thursday, March 01, 2007
 
Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker

Courtesy of The Late Show

These would also apply to tax pros.

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker

10:   When stocks go up, his pants go down

 9:   He's unavailable whenever "General Hospital" is on

 8:   Invested your entire portfolio in JetBlue

7:    Instead of Wall Street, he works at Wal-Mart

6:    He shaves his head and goes into rehab

5:    Hot stock tips, no -- nude photos of Alan Greenspan, yes

4:    Keeps using the word Ga-zillion

3:    No number 3 -- writer depressed after losing everything in stock market

2:    A few years back told Martha, "Sure it's legal"

1:    Claims he once had a three-way with Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch

 

 



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