Tax Guru-Ker$tetter Letter

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Top Ten Ways To Make Tax Time More Fun

Courtesy of the Late Show

10. Everything that goes to the IRS, I lick.

9. Every time I write the number "8," I draw a hat on top to make it look like a snowman.

8. I try to deduct items that don't exist, like jimrod... They'll be figuring that one out for years.

7. With each tax return, include some of your favorite "Yo accountant's so fat" jokes -- like "Yo accountant's so fat, he gets to claim his giant ass as a dependent."

6. This time of year, I don't wear underpants .

5. I don't think it would be possible to make tax time more fun .

4. Aww crap -- it's tax time?

3. The big stacks of papers on my desk? I pour some maple syrup and eat 'em like pancakes.

2. Every year I get to leave the office for five minutes to be part of this stupid Top Ten list .

1. When I finish my work for the season, I treat myself to a whore.

- posted by Kerry M. Kerstetter, MBA~CPA~ATP~ATA @ 4/12/2007 10:05:00 AM Send this post: